Aside from the few hot days we’ve been getting, it seems like fall is finally here! Everyone has their sweaters and long pants on now, except for the weird boys I still see wearing shorts.
Let me tell you lads, if you’re trying to prove something, you’re only proving to me that you don’t mind freezing your arses off in a weak attempt to seem macho. But if you wear shorts because you truly don’t get cold easily, well... good for you I guess. Disregard my criticism. As you can see, I get cold VERY easily and I am always equipped with a coat and long pants.
I recently heard a girl say she always gets her outfits wrong. So, here are a couple of tips.
One: I know you all have those little technological devices. I see them all the time. Now I believe that you can find anything with those products. Am I wrong in assuming you can also find the weather on those things?
Two: Wear long pants, a short-sleeve shirt and carry a sweatshirt around with you. You silly, silly people. Sometimes I think you’re brilliant and other times I severely question your judgment. My life as a statue has been quite lengthy though, so I’ve seen worse.